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“I’m glad he’s your valentine because I certainly don’t want him as mine.”
(Thanks http://fuckyeahmarlie.tumblr.com/)
some fuckin’ valentine.
- always telling you how to act.
- never answers your calls.
- everyone else thinks he’s their valentine.
- has some freaky identity shit going where he thinks he’s his own dad.
fuck you and your jesus.
lmfao
(via proudtobegodfree)
I am sorry that sarcasm/jokes are sometimes poorly conveyed through text.
Oh no, someone making a joke on the internet! BETTER CORRECT THEM
hey, realperson!jesus might have these same problems. i regret nothing.