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Chris Brown Blames Satan For Releasing New Rihanna Abuse Photos

nonplussedbyreligion:

stfuhypocrisy:

While we’re on the subject of violent, egotistical women-beaters, apparently Chris Brown wasn’t too thrilled yesterday when MediaTakeout.com posted two new photos from the night he beat Rihanna senseless. Fortunately he knows who the real culprit is and took to Twitter to tell everybody until his publicist shat a canary and yanked it down. Via ONTD:

- It’s ironic how “somebody” put this out right around my album time! Wow! I guess that’s supposed to be a strategic chess move! Unbelievable
- The Devil is always busy!! But when u have a destiny, nothing or no one can stop what god has planned!

Ah, my favorite bullshit Christian coping mechanism: “Bringing up your past is a trick of the devil.” Yes, that’s right, Chris Brown, Jesus forgave you, so you should never have to face responsibility for your actions again, you poor thing. How dare that horned bastard do this except, fuck you, we’re talking about fictional characters. So for this alone, and I’m not even factoring in the abuse, I want those Rihanna photos to be on the cover of every single one of your albums from here on out. Not that it would stop your fanbase, of course, but it’s the thought that counts. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to see what the Dark Lord has laid out for the agenda today. *reads list* “Keep being exceptionally salty this morning.” On it.

Ordinarily I wouldn’t post this, but he specifically brought religion into it by blaming Satan.  Really?  The Devil did it?  Is that really what he’s going with?  The devil is trying to keep his career from meeting the destiny outlined by God?  Silly me for thinking it was his fists. 

I could go off on a rant about his domestic abuse, but it would be a complete waste of breathe.  What America has taught me is that as long as you keep making them dance, laugh, cheer, and happy, they will forgive you anything.  Do we think we’d even be having this conversation if Chris Brown were a teacher or a nurse?  The background clearance I had to go through would eliminate him from either of these jobs.  But he’s a CELEBRITY so it’s all good.  If you are an athlete, actor, musician, or whatever the hell people like Paris Hilton are called, you can get away with anything.  The rest of us who dare to remember you’re criminal behavior can just go to hell, because your fans will attack us.  God bless their poor important souls!  Un-fucking-believable. ~ Kim

(via religiousragings)

Posted: Tue February 14th, 2012 at 10:10pm
Originally posted by stfuhypocrisy.
Tagged: chris brown wow okay no.
Notes: 102
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    oh…i would’ve thought by the devil is always busy he was reffering to the media…you know…cause the devil is always busy...
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  21. pinkpenguin22 reblogged this from stfuhypocrisy and added:
    Ummm…yea…if you beat a woman, then it’s kinda your fault that she looks like she’s been beaten up. Just saying
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